"Listen well, all of you."
|Feminists:||Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.|
|Society:||Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!|
|Feminists:||Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.|
|Society:||*gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?|
|Feminists:||No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!|
|Society:||And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?|
|Feminists:||Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.|
|Society:||Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!|
|Society:||Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.|
|Feminists:||HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?|
|Society:||Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.|
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”“Old sport”
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life
Teriffic skit from Monty Python!
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
and this, everybody, is how you make a rape joke: at the expense of the rapist and rape culture.