cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

(via starsofyoursoul)

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
flyartproductions:

Boy with a juicy basket of fruit
Boy with a basket of fruit (c. 1593), Caravaggio / Juicy, The Notorious B.I.G.

flyartproductions:

Boy with a juicy basket of fruit

Boy with a basket of fruit (c. 1593), Caravaggio / Juicy, The Notorious B.I.G.

asapscience:

What movies made you feel especially like this? A lot of people are saying Lucy, but remember when NDT was pretty upset about Gravity? 

asapscience:

What movies made you feel especially like this? A lot of people are saying Lucy, but remember when NDT was pretty upset about Gravity? 

(Source: sandandglass)

avatarparallels:

Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.

(via avatarparallels)

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

This may be true, but if you are fighting a war, sometimes all you see are battles.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: vodka-in-my-cup, via i-am-ber)

Weekly Obsession (7/20/14)

The world we live in is an amazing, stimulating, and interesting place. Of course it’s not a perfect world, but the bad doesn’t take away from the good. It is our duty as citizens of this world to do our very best to take full advantage of its treasures, and to leave it better place than when we entered it. My latest obsession doesn’t really agree.

FX’s new show You’re The Worst is about two people who try a new relationship and whose qualities exemplify the title. The show stars Aya Cash from The Newsroom and Chris Geere from After Earth. They play Gretchen and Jimmy, two people aren’t exactly saints. Within the first minute Jimmy, who is attending a wedding, takes all the souvenir disposable cameras and takes a picture of his penis with each one. Gretchen, who is at the same wedding, steals one of the newlyweds gifts thinking it’s a food processor.

Aya Cash plays Gretchen, a publicist who struggles with her job, her friends and general adulthood.

Chris Geere plays Jimmy, a magazine writer with a failed book who believes that everyone should saturate their lives with blunt honesty no matter the cost.

No one’s life is perfect and we all struggle to some degree to navigate its ups and down. Part of the appeal of this show is that it reminds us that things could be worse and that we are not as terrible as we may sometimes think we are (at least by comparison). The other part is the creative comedy. There really isn’t anything like it on television and that’s refreshing.

Check it out Thursdays @ 10:30 pm on FX


singyoularityisheretostay:

I’m happy :)

shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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great #hillsong cover - Sinking Deep by Young and Free http://awe.sm/gKvT8

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

(Source: jaclcfrost, via mypocketshurt90)

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

(Source: futomato, via collegecandy)